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7th Grade me: I will never smoke weed in my life

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:42:04 -0400

7th Grade me: I will never smoke weed in my life
12th grade me: Bruh

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Thu, 16 May 2013 19:31:17 -0400

Check my coat in and I paid the dollar, Sidekick rings, “what’s...

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:29:22 -0400

Check my coat in and I paid the dollar,
Sidekick rings, “what’s up? holla!”
Text the address, I’ll see you later
Baby come down
Come down, come down, come down
run down, run down, run down

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"In a world where people all around us are lying and confusing us, to be honest is a great kindness."

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:26:27 -0400

“In a world where people all around us are lying and confusing us, to be honest is a great kindness.””

- David Edwards, Burning All Illusions (via creatingaquietmind)

"I am masterly at speaking without words. All my life I have spoken without words."

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:26:11 -0400

“I am masterly at speaking without words. All my life I have spoken without words.”

- Dostoevsky - A Gentle Creature (via myfotolog)

"There’s something disturbing about recalling a warm memory and feeling utterly cold."

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:25:33 -0400

“There’s something disturbing about recalling a warm memory and feeling utterly cold.”

- Gillian Flynn, Gone Girl
(via myrtsi)

30 Things You Should Do Right Now

Wed, 15 May 2013 03:00:00 -0400

1. Floss. Shut up about blood and it getting stuck in your teeth or a general fear of dentistry and justfloss.

2. Sell your microwave. You’d be shocked how much healthier you eat when you have to clean a pan after every meal.

3. Apologize to your partner; you know what you did.In the words of Ogden Nash, “When you’re wrong admit. When you’re right, shut up.” Know that every fight is brought on by pride. Don’t debase yourself, but humble yourself.

4. Read poetry. Here’sThe Writer’s Almanacwhich puts an approachable poem up every day, or downloadThe Poetry Foundation’s app, which has an addictive shuffle button.

5. Read books. Don’t blow your money on a Kindle under the premise that it’ll make you read more. Here’sHalf .com, where you can find nearly any book you want for under $10. Reread a book you were forced to read in high school and go from there.

6. Drink chamomile tea. It’s good for nearly every part of your body. Stop hoping one more cup of coffee will halt the shaking and you’ll magically end up on the other side of sanity like Buddha during a fast. Drink some calming, honey-laden tea andthinkfor a second.

7.Check your credit score. If you have a credit card or student loans or a Gamestop PowerUp card, you need to check your credit score. Yes, the credit system sucks and The Big Three are a monopolized scheme and Occupy told you its financial slavery, but it exists. I know it’s scary, but unlike your Netflix membership, it’s free and important.

8. Meet your neighbors.Bake something and give it to them. You don’t even have to talk to them; just give them cookies.

9. Learn how to talk to kids. Find a friend or family member with kids and offer to babysit. They aren’t little aliens or monsters; they are just you beforeArrested Development. And no matter your gender or orientation, being good with kids is a massive plus in the dating world.

10. Read your local news. What’s going on in Syria or Mitt Romney’s hair is important, yes, but it doesn’t really affect your everyday life. Like it or not, you are subject to traffic reports and crime rates much more than you are to Paul Ryan.

11. Stop visiting 4chan. You’re 23, for god’s sake.

12. Stop pretending you’re sick of something when you seek it outon purposeonline. You can willingly ignore Snooki’s baby. Either admit that it interests you or shut up.

13. Listen to NPR. It may not havesnarky jokesorflashy graphics, but you’ll learn more in an hour ofAll Things Consideredthan in a year of witty headlines.

14. Drive through that area of town everyone tells you not to. Poor people are not hiding in foreign countries; they just shop at a different store than you. Don’t be a tourist, but don’t hit “Detour” on your Garmin when you leave the safety of gentrification.

15. Find an appliance in your home and take it apart, then put it back together. I wouldn’t suggest your computer or Tivo, but maybe your toaster or alarm clock. Realize what goes into the things around you that make your life so easy.

16.Change your own damn oil. Ask your mechanic questions when something goes wrong instead of just handing him the keys and describing the smell. A car is not a Rubik’s cube. It’s fairly simple once youread thisand take some notes. Also, save up for a while andbuy an AAA membership. Being stranded blows.

17. Leave 15 minutes early for everything.

18. Get a physical. Most areas will have a free or discount clinic. Stop using Listerine to cure that infection in your ear gauge.

19. Go to bed at a p.m. hour. Watch both a sunset and a sunrise.

20. Try new things sexually. Set some boundaries, but be open to most anything.

21. Stop blaming your parents for telling you you’re special. You now know it’s a lie, but you can only blame yourself for continuing to pretend it’s true.

22. Pick your 10 favorite websites and disable your ad-blocker for them. The internet works because a profit can be made on said ads. It’s worth a banner or pop-up to have the world’s knowledge at your fingertips. Hell, even click on a few.

23. Listen to a whole album. The digital sales market has returned music to the singles-centric model that worked in the 50s and 60s, but even then the best work was the full vision of an artist. Be it Cher Lloyd or Bloc Party, listen to the entire thing and be sucked into their world.

24. Repeat after me:“How am I not myself?”

25. Write something every day. Doesn’t matter if it’s a bitch-fest against your roommate or the philosophical ponderings brought on by an episode ofBreaking Bad. Write a review of everything you encounter: sandwiches, intersections, elevator music. Realize that no matter your stature, about 1% of what you write will ever be seen by anyone but you.

26.They’reoverthereintheirEnglish class.

27. Know that New York City is not special. I like Woody Allen and Lena Dunham and Louis CK, too, but moving there will not make you more talented or educated. For every Kerouac, there are 10 guys who used to dream like you wiping their ass with coupon leaflets in Bedford-Stuyvesant. See also: Austin, Portland, San Francisco.

28. Listen to Harvey Danger:If you’re bored, then you’re boring.

29. Remember when lazy was an insult and not an emotion?

30. Remember that you live in this world, not your own, and reality has a way of biting you while your back is turned. It doesn’t play by rules and doesn’t give a shit about your dreams or plans. Be prepared. Don’t panic.

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raincityvegan: Massage Oil – Coconut oil soothes tired and...

Wed, 15 May 2013 02:03:15 -0400

raincityvegan:

Massage Oil – Coconut oil soothes tired and sore muscles. Add a few drops of essential oils for more effect.

Athletes Foot – The powerful antifungal properties of coconut oil make it perfect for any fungal infection. Add a few drops of oregano or tea tree oil for more antifungal power.

Acne – Coconut oil gently fights the bacteria that cause acne. Dab it directly on the offending pimples and watch them shrink.

Cleanser – Coconut oil makes an effective and gentle cleanser to remove the grime of the day.

Lice – Coconut oil kills and removes this pesky problem.

Stretch Marks – Prevent and soften stretch marks from pregnancy with coconut oil for soft and supple skin.

Warts and Moles – Rub oil into area and cover with a bandage. Rub in fresh oil and place a new bandage each day.

Moisturizer – Coconut oil is an excellent way to soften and hydrate dry, rough, or damaged skin.

Face Scrub – Mix coconut oil with baking soda, sugar, or cinnamon and oatmeal for the perfect face scrub and exfoliator.

Dandruff – Massage coconut oil into the scalp to ease symptoms of dandruff, both itching and flaking.

Curb Appetite – Take a spoonful before meals to curb appetite so you don’t overeat.

Wrinkles – Rub into lines, creases, and wrinkles to rehydrate skin and soften those wrinkles away.

Sore Throat – Dissolve a spoonful in your mouth and let it slowly roll down the throat. This will coat and protect the throat, boost the health of mucus membranes, and fight any infection.

Ring Worm – Rub coconut oil onto affected area to kill the fungus that causes unsightly ringworm. Add tea tree oil to clear the infection even faster.

Lip Balm – Coconut oil hydrates and protects lips. Coconut even offers some protection from the sun, about an SPF 4.

Cold Sore – Coconut oil has antiviral properties that will help the body get rid of the virus that causes cold sores. Rub it on when needed and add a drop of oregano oil to speed healing.

Lubricant – Coconut makes an all-natural personal lubricant for intimate moments without chemicals.

Gum Removal – Coconut oil gets the sticky stuff out of hair, carpet, and anywhere else it doesn’t belong.

Pet Health – Coconut oil can do a multitude of things for pets, both topically and internally. It improves breath, makes for a shiny coat, eases joint problems, cleans ears, gets rid of fleas, and much more.

Stys/Pink Eye – Rub a small amount of coconut oil on the sty or around the eyes to get rid of these painful and annoying infections quickly.

Earaches – Earaches, swimmer’s ear, and ear infections clear up fast with a few drops of coconut oil mixed with garlic oil.

Cradle Cap – Coconut oil is gentle and safe for infants and helps ease the itching, pain, redness, and flaking associated with cradle cap.

Diaper Rash – Coconut oil can help heal mild diaper rash gently and effectively.

Bruises – Rub coconut oil into bruised skin to speed healing and watch the bruises fade fast.

Age Spots – Coconut oil has beneficial effects on any skin blemish. Use it to help fade age spots with powerful antioxidants.

Shaving Cream – Coconut oil keeps the razor gliding smoothly while leaving skin smooth and soft.

After Shave – Don’t want unpleasant bumps and rashes after shaving? Coconut oil soothes sensitive skin and promotes healing.

Toothpaste – Mix 1 part coconut oil with 1 part baking soda and add a couple drops of peppermint oil. This makes a refreshing, natural toothpaste that whitens and cleans without added preservatives, fluoride, sweeteners, or other chemicals.

Chicken Pox – Ease the itch and encourage healing with dabs of coconut oil. It also works on poison ivy, poison oak, mosquito bites, and other insect stings or bites.

Yeast Infections – Coconut oil fights these fungal infections internally and externally.

Makeup Remover – Coconut oil removes oil-based makeup easily, like mascara. It cleans, hydrates, and makes skin glow.

Conditioner – Coconut oil conditions, strengthens, and repairs hair. Massage it in and rinse it out after ten minutes. A small amount can be rubbed in to dry hair to tame frizz.

Polish Furniture – Coconut oil gives a protective shine to wood furniture. Just make sure you test it out on a small area to make sure you like the outcome.

Energy – Coconut oil and its medium chain triglycerides make it an excellent energy source to improve stamina, endurance, or just to give you a boost through the day.

Deodorant – Mix coconut oil with cornstarch, baking soda, and your favorite essential oils for a natural deodorant that smells fantastic.

Eye Cream – Reduce puffiness and dark circles with a few dabs of coconut oil.

Eczema – Coconut oil reduces the itchiness, pain, flakiness, and dryness of eczema, psoriasis, and dermatitis.

Sunburn – Coconut oil can help prevent sunburn for short exposures. When you burn, it will also speed healing and take some of the sting away. Make sure you wait until all the heat has dissipated before applying it or you trap the heat in. Wait 24 to 72 hours depending on the extent of the burn.

Hemorrhoids – Coconut oil eases the pain and discomfort of hemorrhoids and encourages natural healing both internally and externally.

Nose Bleeds – Rub a bit of coconut oil in nostrils to fight the dry cracking that can lead to nose bleeds and pain.

Canker Sores – Dab coconut oil on canker sores to kill infection and speed up healing. Coconut oil is also a far tastier way to treat canker sores than most other methods.

Toothaches – Coconut oil eases the pain and strengthens teeth. You can mix it with a drop of clove oil to almost instantly relieve pain.

Acid Reflux – Take a small spoonful with meals to keep acid reflux and heartburn at bay.

Urinary Tract – Treat urinary tract infections with a spoonful of coconut oil. It may even ease the painful passing of kidney stones.

Nursing – Coconut oil works great to repair dry, cracked skin, including sore nipples from nursing.

Alzheimer’s – Some research points to coconut oil as a way to slow the progression of or prevent Alzheimer’s and dementia.

Bones – Coconut oil aids the body in the absorption of calcium and magnesium. Both minerals are important for strong bones and teeth.

Epilepsy – Coconut oil may reduce the incidence and intensity of epileptic seizures.

Fitness – Coconut oil boosts energy, increases metabolism, improves thyroid function, and aids healthy weight loss. It is the perfect addition to any workout or fitness regimen.

Cooking – Coconut oil doesn’t form harmful by-products when heated like most other oils and animal fats. Use it to replace butter, cup for cup in recipes. Sauté, cook, bake, broil, braise, and more using coconut oil as a healthier alternative.

naturalbornkilla: I don’t want to be your entire world, no. I would be happy just to be your...

Wed, 15 May 2013 02:01:23 -0400

naturalbornkilla:

I don’t want to be
your entire world, no.
I would be happy
just to be your morning coffee,
your hanging car keys,
your wallet.

Something seemingly
insignificant,
but if lost throws off
your entire day.

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Wed, 15 May 2013 02:00:56 -0400

"I think… if it is true that there are as many minds as there are heads, then there are as many..."

Wed, 15 May 2013 01:59:48 -0400

““I think… if it is true that
there are as many minds as there
are heads, then there are as many
kinds of love as there are hearts.””

- Leo Tolstoy, Anna Karenina (via absea)

"One of the most healing things you can do is recognize where in your life you are your own poison."

Wed, 15 May 2013 01:59:23 -0400

““One of the most healing things you can do is recognize where in your life you are your own poison.””

- Steve Maraboli (via elige)

"You’re under no obligation to be the same person you were five minutes ago."

Wed, 15 May 2013 01:58:44 -0400

“You’re under no obligation to be the same person you were five minutes ago.”

- Grow every second (via gloomyteenagers)

poetictears: he may say that he loves youbut does he know to be fragilewith your glass bonesand...

Wed, 15 May 2013 01:58:36 -0400

poetictears:

he may say that he loves you
but does he know to be fragile
with your glass bones
and porcelain skin
like i do?
does he know about your
apathetic words
and to trust the look in your eyes
more than the syllables from your lips
anyone can proclaim their love
just because they may be infatuated
by your beauty
but no one can understand the pattern
at which you think
and love you
like i can

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Wed, 15 May 2013 01:58:09 -0400

"I walk around the world like a ghost, and sometimes I question whether I even exist. Whether I’ve..."

Wed, 15 May 2013 01:55:35 -0400

““I walk around the world like a ghost, and sometimes I question
whether I even exist. Whether I’ve ever existed at all.””

- Paul Auster (via 13neighbors)

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